toddlers

I survived the kids’ birthday party. Just thought I’d let you know. I feel this post is like those days when you had to give your mum three rings to…

Staying home all day with three young kids is a massive no-no for me. I’d much rather take them out even though it’s a mammoth pain in the arse. Getting…

Tantrums are a right pain in the arse, aren’t they? We’ve all heard of the terrible twos, but why the f*ck did nobody tell me about the whole THREENAGER thing?…

Potty training. Two words that surely must fill every parent with absolute dread. Potty training. What an absolute pain in the arse, you are. The three year old has now…

The first week of September social media is always full to the brim with pictures of children either starting pre-school or school, or going back for another term. And until…

Now before I start, don’t go reading this in the hope of finding clues on how to survive a year with three children under three. Because quite frankly, I’m not…

WE’VE all seen it, those cute pics of a toddler ‘cradling’ their newborn sibling propped on the settee with a million cushions behind them. Yep, definitely one for the family…