Helen Copson – a bog standard coffee, wine and gin-loving mummy to a toddler, whose life turned into a ridiculous comedy the day she found out twins were on the way.

I’m a Plymouth-based journalist and travel writer who thought it was about time she shared her matter-of-fact ramblings on being a stay-at-home mum to three under 2.5, whilst trying to stay vaguely sane and not turn into an alcoholic.
Sarcasm? Yes. Swearing? Shit yes! Honesty? Bags of it. Mostly waffle with the odd vaguely heartfelt bit.